Thursday, August 31, 2006

Poor monkey


Fall out boy's Pete Wentz brings a monkey to the red carpet at the VMA's. The doctors like animals. The doctors prefer to see monkeys in the wild. Shame on Pete for pulling a Paris.

Huh?


Fergie (performing at the VMA pre-show) is wearing an outfit that is so bad it takes away from her slammin bod. Why does Fergie continue to do this????

Tina Knowles must have designed this one


We don't know who designed this gown but it is UGGO. Beyonce, you were doing sooooo good. Stay away from Tina!!!!

Update: turns out the dress is Versace Atelier. Versace can do waaaay better.

EPIC AGASSI!!!!


We've gotta admit something: we watched more of the Agassi v. Baghdatis match than the stupid VMA's. Who cares about the VMA's when Agassi beat Baghdatis in the fifth set in his last US Open ever???!!!!! VMA comments to come shortly (thank God for TIVO)

Today's gratuitous photo of a hot chick (retired tennis player edition)


Russian ex-pro Anna Kournikova. The doctors get very annoyed when people rag on Anna's tennis skills. Though at times a diva, she was actually a very good doubles player and won grand slams.

Today's gratuitous photo of a hot dude (retired tennis player edition)


Aussie ex-pro Patrick Rafter.

Fergie looking not so busted


We actually like Fergie even though we often rag on her clothes. She told Cosmopolitan magazine a while ago that she used to be a meth addict. Glad she got her groove back. And glad she ditched those bangs.

Pasty Portman alert


Natalie Portman is looking short, homely, and pasty.

We don't know what they're doing here, but Sly looks short


Is this a golf lesson? Sylvestor Stallone teaches a thing or two to Sharon Stone. Stone is only supposed to be 5'7 and Sly lists himself at 5'9. Hmmmm.

Long, lost sisters?



Us Weekly paired these two together. John Mayer and Jack White do look shockingly similar here. And also shockingly effeminate.
We see a little Sigourney Weaver.

Are we over the fedora yet?


We think this look probably jumped the shark once Kevin Federline started sporting one. (Justin Timberlake and Jude Law)

If you need a good laugh...


This photo of Whitney Houston should brighten your day.

What are the chances these two are stoned?


Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson hit up a film festival in Croatia. And hit up a bong later that night.

Are all scientologists gay?


John Travolta is challenging Tom Cruise as the most in-the-closet scientologist.

Lisa Rinna morphs into Madonna


Here's Lisa Rinna and hubby Harry Hamlin frolicking in the Malibu sun. We think Lisa may be looking a little too buff in this shot. But she's sure got some knockers.

Affleck lookin' giglicious


Fatherhood is treating Ben Affleck well. He's lookin' mighty fine here at the Venice Film Festival.

Clooney's new woman


Sources in the UK claim that George Clooney, 45, has been romancing Ellen Barkin, 52, on the set of Ocean's 13. We don't know if these rumors are true, but if they are, we are shocked. Comments?

She's fired


Donald Trump has fired real-life business partner and Apprentice co-star Carolyn Kepcher. Apparently her ego had gotten a little out of control. We didn't mind Carolyn on the show, but we did think that she needed a make-over. No need to have the hairstyle of an octogenarian.

Sandra in Venice


We didn't notice that she had a bob- We think she looks great.

Ladies poll. Does Scarlett Johansson deserve this guy?



Josh Hartnett looks really good in a tux. Do you think he's too good for Scarlett? Post your comments.

An outfit only a mother could love


We're pretty sure this is a shirt.

MTV Video Awards Quiz!


(1) Elton John performed November Rain with Guns N’ Roses in 1992. Which singer accidently spat on Elton John’s piano keys thinking it was Axl Rose’s piano?

(2) Which frontman did Christina Aguilera perform with in 2000 – who would later claim to have slept with Britney Spears?

(3) Which comic was banned for life from ever performing again at the VMAs?

(4) Which lead singer assaulted guitar player Izzy Stradlin from Guns N’ Roses in 1989?

(5) Who has won the most VMAs?

(6) Which person did Eminem challenge to fight while on stage in 2002?

(7) Which artist took the stage in 1991 asking “Heard any good jokes lately?. Click on the comments page for all of the answers.

The key to Eva and Tony's relationship


While Tony Parker talks business, Eva Longoria does an interview with another magazine where she claims that she is the "teacher" in her relationship with Tony. How long before they get bored of "teaching" each other things? Post your comments.

Britney no longer looks like a pregnant hooker


Britney Spears doesn't look classy- but she's wearing shoes and she looks better than she did in the ensembles she wore during her first and second trimester. Thoughts? In other news, her lame hubby may get a guest starring role on the HBO show Entourage. There's seriously something wrong with the world.

The MTV Video Awards are tonight-- please try to contain your excitement.


Best Video
Christina Aguilera — "Ain't No Other Man"
Madonna — "Hung Up"
Panic! at the Disco — "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Red Hot Chili Peppers — "Dani California"
Shakira (featuring Wyclef Jean) — "Hips Don't Lie"

Best Male Video
Busta Rhymes (featuring Mary J. Blige, Rah Digga, Missy Elliott, Lloyd Banks, Papoose, and DMX) — "Touch It Remix"
James Blunt — "You're Beautiful"
Kanye West (featuring Jamie Foxx) — "Gold Digger"
Nick Lachey — "What's Left Of Me"
T.I. — "What You Know"

Best Female Video
Christina Aguilera — "Ain't No Other Man"
Kelly Clarkson — "Because of You"
Madonna — "Hung Up"
Nelly Furtado (featuring Timbaland) — "Promiscuous"
Shakira (featuring Wyclef Jean) — "Hips Don't Lie"

Best Group Video
The All-American Rejects — "Move Along"
Fall Out Boy — "Dance, Dance"
Gnarls Barkley — "Crazy"
Panic! at the Disco — "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Red Hot Chili Peppers — "Dani California"

Best Rap Video
50 Cent — "Window Shopper"
Busta Rhymes (featuring Mary J. Blige, Rah Digga, Missy Elliott, Lloyd Banks, Papoose, and DMX) — "Touch It Remix"
Chamillionaire (featuring Krayzie Bone) — "Ridin'"
T.I. — "What You Know"
Yung Joc (featuring Nitti) — "It's Goin' Down"


Ofcourse no award show is complete without Kanye West complaining about not being nominated for Best Video for his song "Touch the Sky." Enough already- we get it- you think you're great.

Haley Bennett at theTeen Choice Awards!



Haley Bennett walked the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards and she looked fabulous! Haley will co-star in the upcoming feature film Music and Lyrics By with Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant. Haley competed at IMTA in 2001 where she met she met her agents, Mara Santino and Ryan Daly with Kazarian, Spencer & Associates. IMTA Inside Scoop? Mara and Ryan were representing another IMTA alum, Brandon Routh, when he got Superman Returns!

Haley recently returned to IMTA to present awards to the current IMTA contestants and was incredibly nice and well-spoken. It was great to see her again and we are all looking forward to the February, 2007 release of her movie! Haley is definitely one to watch!

Josh Harnett has a lot of Italians annoyed at him


Josh Harnett and his girlfriend Scarlett Johansson were 40 minutes late to the premiere of their movie The Black Dahlia, infuriating the organizers of the Venice Film Festival. The festival was forced to start without them. Scarlett must have been spending too much time on her spray tan that we had admired (scroll down to see).

Who am I?


Sources are saying this guy is going to be a big star. Click on the comments page for more info about him.

Zach is desperate to get back Mandy


The National Enquirer claims that Zach Braff is so desperate to get back together with Mandy Moore that he has enlisted the help of Jessica Simpson. In a related story Mandy Moore has placed a restraining order on Zach Braff.

Why is Michael Stipe Laughing?


Michael Stipe is laughing because he just found out Denise Richards is attempting to reconcile with Heather Locklear. He apparently thinks that there's no chance in hell.

Scarlett gets a tan


Both Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightly have started to spray on a little color on their face and look better than ever.

Maria's on to the next round



Maria Sharapova had no trouble beating her latest opponent, 6-3, 6-0 to go to the second round. What do you think of her new black tennis outfit? In other news, her boyfriend, Andy Roddick is the first person in the US Open already to reach the third round.

Mission Impossible 4


Star magazine is hilarious. Its cover story is committed to describing Katie Holmes' plan of escape from Tom Cruise's compound via helicopter. Hopefully her mission does not get thwarted by some evil scientologist who- after reading Star magazine- is onto her plan.

Guess how old I am today?


To find out how old Richard Gere is click on the comments page.

Shanna Moakler thinks she has a great personality


Shanna Moakler has been training non-stop (probably without a bra on) for her debut on Dancing with the Stars. She claims that she is the underdog in the competition but she plans to win the audience over with her personality. Given that "Meet the Barkers" was the most boring show of all time, if she plans on winning people over with her personality- odds aren't looking to good for her.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Today's gratuitous photo of a hot chick


Vintage Heidi Klum. Enjoy.

Today's gratuitous photo of a hot dude


Wentworth Miller. Not only is he hot, but he also went to Princeton. Yum.

Jessica admits to the lip plump (as if it wasn't obvious)


Jessica admits to plumping her lips last year with Restylane in October's Glamour magazine. She claims that she didn't like it because it looked fake on her. We think it may have gone to her head and messed with her recent fashion choices.

John Travolta's long lost brother


Steven Seagal needs to up the ante on the martial arts to get rid of this bulge.

Michelle Rodriguez swings both ways?


Here's Michelle Rodriguez out in LA with what we think may be her girlfriend. Is this just an experimental fling? We're not sure. Who cares. These two babes look mighty fine together.

Mugshot mania




TMZ recently posted these mugs and we laughed out loud revisiting these arrests. So for those of you who are in need of a good laugh, enjoy.
(Yasmine Bleeth, the Real World's resident psycho, Paula, and our personal favorite, Nick Nolte.)

Keira looks bronzed and beautiful


Keira Knightly should always stay this tan. She looks fantastic.

Grandma legs strike again


Yuck. We are not fans of these legs. Kate Moss lookin' gross leaving a restaurant in London.