Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Pageantry Magazine gives IMTA rave reviews!


The new issue of Pageantry magazine is out and IMTA is featured in a fantastic article! Their special coverage of IMTA's Los Angeles 2008 is available to read online on their official site!

Here's a quote from the article:
"If you have any serious Hollywood aspirations towards acting, dancing, modeling, singing or performing in the entertainment or fashion industry, this event is a must and offers an enormous opportunity that you absolutely cannot afford to pass up."

Pageantry featured IMTA alum Eva Longoria on the cover of the November 2007 issue. In the accompanying article, Eva recounted her pageant experience and how it led to her competing at an IMTA Convention. IMTA's week long conference is not a pageant but it is a showcase for aspiring models, actors, singers and dancers who want to show their potential to major market agents and scouts who are looking for new faces to represent. To read an article about crossover success (using pageant experience to launch a modeling or acting career at IMTA), please read Eve Matheson's excellent article from Pageantry's official site.

Time to barf-- People lists its 100 most beautiful people


People magazine has its annual magazine on the 100 people who are most likely to help them sell magazines. In years past, People limited it to 50, but now there's riveting fashion and beauty tidbits from 100 celebs and other dufuses. If you've ever had to the chance to read one of these write-ups about what makes Christina Applegate beautiful, you'd understand how nauseating they are. Kate Hudson offers that she never gets manicures and waxes her own legs. Wow.
Naturally we can't wait to see this issue

Mary J Blige


Jessica Alba and her baby's daddy


This is about as happy as Jessica Alba gets. She claimed in the interview that she loves being pregnant. We believe women when they say they love being pregnant. However, we do not believe Jessica Alba. She's about as sincere as Otto von Bismarck.

Isla Fisher


Jason Taylor


What the F? Rumer Willis?


She was supposed to be on the list of people who have benefited from nepotism the most.

Salma Hayek


Eva Longoria and Tony Parker


If they're still together in 5 years, we'll be shocked--- but then again Cathering Zeta Jones is still married to old-timer Michael Douglas.

Christina Applegate


Wow they airbrushed the hell out of her.

Jason Lee is having a baby with his new girlfriend


Several things we did not know about Jason:
He is a scientologist
He was married before
His is no long dating the mother of his first child named Pilot Inspektor.

A very bad photo of Leighton Meester


Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend = Clay Aiken


All three of them are starting to look alike.
We love Cynthia Nixon and Clay Aiken.

Gisele Bundchen really loves promoting her stuff


Buckley's back


photo source: Just Jared

Spencer Pratt says he prays for Brody Jenner


The new way to live your life is to do absolutely nothing to make this world better and to spend all your free time telling people that you're praying for them.

Karina Smirnoff denies a break-up with scumbag Mario Lopez


They have absolutely not broken up. She says it's business as usual---she's remaining faithful and he's continuing to sleep with hundreds of women behind her back.

Scarlett Johansson's new video is more boring than reading a transcript from the WTO talks on product labeling


Someone encouraged Scarlett Johansson to have a singing career. That person was a man who was staring at her boobs the whole time. The video she made to accompany the Tom Waits' cover of "Falling Down" is very boring. It's almost as boring as the first season of The Hills.

Who are my famous parents?


Click on the comments page for the answer.
photo source: Just Jared

Mindy McCready had an affair with Roger Clemens in the 1990s


We're assuming that it ended when she started living her life like a participant on the show "Cheaters".

This is what Kirsten Dunst used to look like




and what she looks like now


Click on the comments page to find out how old she is today.

Rodrigo Santoro and Jim Carrey film a scene for the movie "I Love You Phillip Morris" in Miami


Hilary Duff says she was forced to sing off-key for her role as a pop-star in War Inc.


She was forced to sing off-key? She was forced to sing off-key just like Paris Hilton is forced to act like a moron on the Simple Life.

Keeley Hazell has a record out




It's not as bad as Scarlett Johannson's, but then again-- that's not saying much.

Gwyneth Paltrow says that she tunes out bad rumors about her and her husband Chris Martin


Jessica Alba celebrates her birthday and is...... miserable!


What happened to our beloved Gary Dourdan?


Dear Gary,
It's sounds like you really like to get your drink on, and your hard drugs on.
We're thinking about you.

Jennifer Aniston poses for Smart Water


She's starting to look like she's had work done.

Lauren Conrad's new flavor of the month isn't bad looking


She is now dating Doug Reinhardt, the brother of Laguna Beach season 2's Casey (the one with the really bad white blonde hair extensions--- which probably doesn't narrow it down much).
photo source: Just Jared

Paula Abdul doesn't just see double, she also hears double


Few people in this world are higher than Jason Castro. Paula Abdul is one of those people. If you watched American Idol the other night, you know what we mean.

Ashlee Simpson is going back to reality tv



Joe is putting her back to a realm where she can annoy people by both singing and being herself.

Bar Refaeli poses for Russian Elle magazine



Most of the photos were of Bar reading a book and giggling. Possibly she was reading one of Ethan Hawke's great novels.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Hills are on the cover of Rolling Stone


Hopefully the article is more interesting than the show.
The recap is that the feud between Lauren and Heidi is still going on.
Heidi is praying for Lauren daily.
Heidi and Lauren had to endure an awkward day for the photoshoot but never had to pose next to each other.
Riveting.

FHM names three IMTA alums on prestigious list!



FHM just announced their annual list of the 100 sexiest women in the world and three IMTA alumni were named! The 14th annual list is voted on by FHM readers. FHM's editor-in-chief Anthony Noguera said, "FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World delivers the original and most famous list of the planet's most beautiful women. And this year, after 9.7 million votes from around the world, it's never been more authoritative."

Earning a spot on the list was Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria, and Katie Holmes! Jessica Biel competed at IMTA in Los Angeles in 1994 where she won a scholarship to The Young Actor's Space and met her first manager and agent. Eva Longoria is an alum of the 1998 Los Angeles IMTA where she garnered 38 callbacks from agents and managers who wanted to represent her. Katie Holmes competed at IMTA in New York in 1993 and 1995 where she won Talent of the Year for her age division and shot her first screen test!

Congratulations ladies for making the hot list!

Mary Kate Olsen has no neck


She's weirder looking than Christina Ricci. No offense to Mary Kate Olsen and no offense to Christina Ricci.
photo source: Just Jared

Vintage Michelle Pfeiffer




Who is older today-- Daniel Day Lewis or Michelle Pfeiffer?



Click on the comments page for the answer.

This isn't Lindsay Lohan-- it's Nicole Richie


She needs to hire her skinny stylist back pronto.