Monday, April 30, 2007

More celebs at Coachella


Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz get their drink on, something they seem to do very well.

How long will these two last?


We think Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are kinda cute together. Here they are at a basketball game in Oakland. The real question is, how long will they last? For some reason we see Owen calling this thing off. He seems like a bit of a commitment-phobe.

Angelina premieres a movie, doesn't kiss brother


Angelina Jolie premieres a movie she helped direct at the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC. Here she poses with Wyclef and is seen chatting with her bro, James Haven.

Jessica Simpson continues to display her assets


We officially love this hair color on Jessica. We're not kidding, we think the copper looks great.

Kim Kardashian's sex tape won't be released


Kim will not be taking the same route to fame as Paris Hilton and will be taking the Nicole Richie route which entails doing a lot of drugs and becoming anorexic.

Roseanne to replace Rosie on the View?


Maybe Roseanne can push that idiot Elisabeth Hasselbeck off the show for good.

Madonna is back to looking like a military general


Kate Bosworth has gained weight and still weighs less than a 5th grader


Another bad outfit for Fergie


The Beckhams' children must be getting scared of their parents



These two new looks are getting a little freaky.

Mother of the year


It's been a slow week for Britney Spears. She's only been pulled over for speeding, disowned her entire family, fired her manager, canceled her shows and walked around in public in this get-up.

World's Most Boring Couple is still together


Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar are overflowing with talent- if you ask any 7 year old.

Whale Rider actress has a baby girl named Felicity


Keisha Castle-Hughes (17) and her 20 year old boyfriend welcomed a baby girl. Castle-Hughes found it upsetting that she could not celebrate her pregnancy because the media portrayed her as being an unwed pregnant teen.

The Australia MTV awards really brings out the talent


Insufferable actor Jared Leto continues to delude himself that he can sing. Listening to his band is almost as bad as having to watch Lord of the Rings on replay.

These two are too talented for words


Kristin Cavallari and Nick Zano electrify Australia with their awesome talent.

Nicole Richie is at the awards show for absolutely no reason


Fergie wins the award for worst outfit at the Australia MTV awards


Jessica Alba hangs out at the Coachella Festival


Jessica Alba looks perplexed. She's probably trying to multiply 7 times 8.

Lindsay Lohan has great fashion sense


This is an outfit you wear, when you can't afford a mirror. Here Lindsay Lohan is hanging out at the Coachella music festival in California.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Jill Wagner is cast in Stargate Atlantis!


Catch Jill Wagner on the sci-fi channel series Stargate Atlantis. She will play the character of Larrin in "The Travelers." Find your local listings from MGM here. Jill was the 2001 IMTA Model of the Year. She made her national debut as an undercover operative on a full season of fellow IMTA alum Ashton Kutcher's MTV series Punk'd.

Some of Jill's other credits include Blade, The Series and she has been the Mercury spokesmodel in commercials, in print and on the internet since 2005. Jill also made the latest Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive issue.

Look for more of this gorgeous talented actress soon!

Paris Hilton looks really excited


She must be getting tired of her career of being a red carpet staple. Either that- or her brain is tired from trying to add 2+5.

Marissa Miller and Lindsay Lohan look alike



Frankly, Lohan looks older- though she's about a decade younger. She needs to ease up on the sun and cigarrettes.

Kristin Cavallari and Teddy Geiger show up to the MTV awards in Australia


Nikki Hilton and David Katzenberg need to get a room


Damn, girl.

Carmen Electra has a career in walking the red carpet


Ashlee's nose doctor deserves a medal


Ashlee Simpson has been transformed. She looks fantastic. Now if she can only find a doctor that can fix her horrible singing voice.

At least she's wearing a bra



Kirsten Dunst looks pretty bad while walking around in Paris.

Kate Winslet takes a walk


She manages to look both approachable and pretty.

Friday, April 27, 2007

For the two of you who care...


This chick Asia's gonna be the next Pussycat Doll.

You gotta love National Enquirer's hard-hitting journalism


Jennifer Lopez sure knows how to pose


Do you think she practices these looks in the mirror at home? Here she is at the US Weekly 2007 Hollywood party.

Free at last!


We all no why Katie Holmes is smiling in these photos on the set of her new flick Mad Money. Captain Cruise is nowhere in sight.

Rihanna's got a new video


Here's a still from Rihanna's new video for her song, Umbrella. No surprises here, she's virtually naked.

Alec Baldwin needs to pick his roles more carefully


In his new movie, Suburban Girl, Alec Baldwin plays a volatile father to Sarah Michelle Gellar's character. We guess he was just method acting when he called his daughter a "thoughtless rude little pig".

Britney Spears makes time to hold her son



In between dancing, firing her manager and making weird statements about her family- Britney Spears finds a moment to hold her son Sean Preston.

Being named Damian isn't the worst of his problems


Why why why?


We're willing to put up with the horrible tattoos all over David Beckham's arm- but the Billy Idol look doesn't even work on Billy Idol.

Josh Hartnett just found out that Larry Birkhead is not allowed to leave the Bahamas


Josh has been really engrossed in the Anna Nicole saga.

Sarah Michelle Gellar may have no career, but she's aging well


Sarah Michelle Gellar Prinze Jr. is very boring- but she is looking very pretty lately- with her hair back to its natural color and grown out long. She's not that much younger than Reese Witherspoon but she seems to be aging better. Reese's diet hasn't been good for the wrinkles.

She bangs


Beyonce looks very pretty. She received good reviews while performing in Australia.

Mischa Barton looks kind of crappy


We're not fans of the crazy pattern on the dress, the fake extensions or the flabby legs.

Lindsay Lohan's boobs almost pop out again..... for the zillionth time


Matthew McConnaughey isn't sweating or doing weird stretching exercizes!


Angelina continues to do charity work


Angelina Jolie continues to take her role of UN Goodwill Ambassador very seriously. Her most recent efforts involve the launch of Global Action for Children. Meanwhile Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are busy doing nothing whatsoever.

Wow! That's a lot of fake blonde hair!


Paris and Nicole- who share the same brain and the same hair extensions- are busy promoting sunglasses.