Friday, August 29, 2008

Penelope Cruz does ads for Mango

Brad Pitt in the new Cohen brothers movie "Burn after Reading"


Will this guy ever to a romantic comedy? (And "The Mexican" does not count).

Charlize Theron promotes her movie in Venice

McCain's new VP running mate is Sarah Palin






Sarah Palin is a Governor from Alaska with two years of experience.  She is a gun toting, pro-lifer who is against minimum wage increases.  She is also a union member and claims to have stood up to special interests.  In an attempt to win over disgruntled Hillary voters, this choice is a bold one, but a gamble that probably won't pay off since McCain's primary ammo has been that Obama is not experienced enough.  In her first public speech accepting the VP nomination, she was a likable cheerleader-- touting McCain's Vietnam experience as the primary reason to vote for him.   
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Hopefully this choice has completely pissed off the most despicable person in the world: Rush Limbaugh.  If you can listen to him without vomiting-- you have a very strong stomach. 

Michael Phelps doesn't have great taste in woman


Last Olympics Michael Phelps professed his love for trainwreck Lindslay Lohan.  Now he reportedly has a crush on bland but vindictive Carrie Underwood.  

Blake Lively shows up for Letterman

Christina Ricci may need a bra

Reese Witherspoon doesn't look dowdy and boring


She's busy in Brazil promoting something, and clearly the sexiness of Brazil has worn off on her.

Jennifer Aniston will guest star on 30 Rock


Expect her to play a variation of Rachel.

David Duchovny goes to rehab for sex addiction


In other words, he's been having affairs and loves porn.

Fergie attends the Democratic Convention in Denver


All of the speeches were excellent but Obama's speech was particularly impressive.  Republican insiders claimed that they were very concerned--- as they should be.

Haley Bennett in College in Theaters Tonight!

Haley Bennett's movie College is in theaters today. This humorous coming to age film is about a high school student who after breaking up with his girlfriend has to be pushed to attend the freshman orientation weekend at Fairmont University where they both planned on going. Haley stars as Kendall along side Josh and Drake star Drake Bell. The movie is written by Deb Hagen and Dan Callahan and directed by Adam Ellison.

Haley competed at the 2001 IMTA Convention where she received alot of attention from the agents and managers who were there scouting for new talent. She is starring in the upcoming thriller The Haunting of Molly Hartley with Chace Crawford. The expected release for this film in October 31st. Haley is in post production on the upcoming romantic comedy Marley and Me co-starring with Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson. She was featured in the May issue of Nylon magazine's "Young Hollywood Issue" and was named "The Future of Film" along with thirty other rising actors and actresses. She has starred in the wildly popular Music and Lyrics where she sang and the scary film She Lived.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Madonna will be competing in the 2012 London Olympics in the weightlifting competition


Her forte is the clean and jerk.

Unappealing DJ Samantha Ronson hits back at Michael Lohan's attacks against her


Samantha Ronson is writing a tell all book about how to be really creepy and be famous for no reason.

Michael Phelps hangs out with Tiger Woods


Michael Phelps will be hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. 
photo source: Just Jared

Jennifer Lopez hopes to become a 1970s weathergirl

Chad Michael Scuzzy and his barely legal fiance, Kenzie Dalton hang out at the airport


photo source: Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan will be returning to Ugly Betty with 5 more episodes

While Heidi finds the perfect melons, Spencer looks for a the perfect banana to stuff in his crotch

Brooke Burns to host Hole in the Wall

IMTA alum Brooke Burns and TV personality Mark Thompson will host a Japanese-inspired game show called Hole In The Wall. This brand new reality game show will premiere on Thursday, September 11 from 8 PM to 9 PM ET/PT on FOX and is being produced by the same producers as American Idol, called FremantleMedia North America. Each episode of this exciting new series will have two teams consisting of three people. The members of the teams must try to fit through strange and weird cut-out shapes in walls that come speeding toward them. If they don’t make it through then they get knocked into the pool below. The winning team receives $25,000 and also gets the chance to win an additional $100,000 by facing the “Blind Wall.”

Brooke is currently working on a new drama called Mistresses for Lifetime. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the show "revolves around a quartet of thirty-something women who have been friends since college. Brooke will play Shannon, an outspoken and sharp attorney." She just wrapped a role as Nicole in the film Dancing Trees and a television show called Smokejumpers. She starred as Lisa Germain in the hilarious TV show Miss Guided which was produced by IMTA alum Ashton Kutcher on NBC!


Brooke attended IMTA in 1994 in Los Angeles. After pursuing a modeling career, she started working in television, appearing on shows such as A Nero Wolfe Mystery, Ally McBeal, Baywatch, North Shore and Pepper Dennis. She also hosted the game show/reality show hybrid, Dog Eat Dog. She has also starred in movies such as The Salon and The Art of Travel!

Tune into Fox September 11 to see Brooke hosting Hole in the Wall!!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

World's hottest man, Marat Safin won his first round match at the US Open in 5 sets


Solange should never allow her mother, Tina Knowles to design her shoes

It seems like Star runs this cover every four weeks, but we love it!


You can pretty much assume that Tara Reid is on the cover ever time.

Borat helps baby Olive at the airport

We doubt there's any juice in this article


We'll assume this is a lovefest for Shannen Doherty so she can avoid getting fired and finally pay her mortgage.  Boring.

Paula claims she helped out the new judge when she was helpless and on the street


What's most shocking about Paula Abdul's written retort to those who think she's jealous of the new judge, is not that she befriended her while she was on the street, but that Paula helped co-write songs for Kylie Minogue.

Chris Noth out and about with his son


photo source: Just Jared

For the two people concerned, Kim Kardashian's foot injury will not prevent her from shaking her butt on Dancing with the Stars


She looks beautiful here.

Jessica Biel is not pregnant, it's just the wind blowing her granny dress


photo source: Just Jared

Brad Pitt and George Clooney have a laugh in Venice


The biggest update is that Brad Pitt says the twins are fine.  We think we all know that if one of those twins has even a slight cough, CNN will be all over that.

George Clooney sails into the Venice Film Festival


He invited us to come, but we had to politely decline.  Monkeys also fell out of his butt.

Patricia Arquette keeps borrowing outfits from Bai Ling

Sean Harju for VMAN

Check out these stunning photographs of IMTA alum Sean Harju. He is modeling beautiful garments from high end designers for VMAN. Sean competed at IMTA in 2006 where he won 1st Runner Up for Male Model of the Year! Sean signed with Major Model Management and LA Models. Since IMTA, Sean has modeled for Calvin Klein, Dior, Diesel, Lucien Palley Finet and many more.The outfit pictured above has Sean modeling a coat and belt by Dolce and Gabanna, a shirt by Woolrich, Jeans by A.P.C. and hat by Hat Number (N)ine in an editorial called Three's Company Shear Inspiration. The photographs were taken by Carlotta Manaigo and the shoot was styled by Jay Massacret.
In Match it Up Sean sports a jacket and pants designed by Raf Simons.


Mad for Plaid features Sean wearing shirt and pants by D & G and a hat designed by Hat Number (N)ine.
In Knit and Run, Sean models a v-neck sweater by D & G, turtleneck and sweater by Polo Ralph Lauren, pants by Adam Kimmel, scarf and hat by H & M, socks by Gap, gloves and scarf by Burberry.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Try not to shed a tear...


Denise Richards' reality show has not been renewed for another season. We actually watched this show. That probably comes as no surprise to any of you.

Even sleazeballs fall in love


Lindsay Lohan's notorious father, Michael, is engaged to Erin Muller. This news kind of made us gag. This guy is so friggin sleazy.

Kate Moss looks like she's obliterated, as per usual

Jessica Simpson hopes those two big bombs on her chest will get country fans to buy her albums

Note to Jessica Alba: this is not a good look for you

Katie Holmes does her best to make her hair look like she's a member of a bad 80's cover band

Seriously, Mary-Kate, what the f---?

This is bound to be fodder for lots of crappy romance songs


Michael Bolton and Nicollete Sheridan have called it quits.

As usual, very cute Jolie-Pitt clan pic

This outfit is so terrible it must be from Beyonce's line


Solange should've just said no.