She used to look like she read tarot cards at Grateful Dead concerts- now she looks like a crack hoe at a trucker stop.
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Avril, the spitter apologizes
We're not embarrased to admit that we love Avril Lavigne's music. Nevertheless, though she may be a talented singer, she's not very well mannered. She spat on the paparazzi and then tried to apologize to her fans on her website. The apology was really lame and it was obvious that her publicist made her do it. Our advice: stop spitting- it's gross. If you don't like the paparazzi, don't go to West Hollywood nightclubs.
Matthew McConnaughey looks like Grizzly Adams
What the hell is going on with Matthew McConnaughey? He looks like he's about to do a photo shoot for Men's Fitness and High Times.
Our hard hitting journalism has uncovered something fishy about Scientology
What do Scientologists Kelly Preston, Catherine Bell and Jenna Elfman have in common?
Backstreet Boy Nick Carter prefers Debra Lafave to Paris Hilton
Apparently not everyone is impressed with Paris' assets. Nick Carter claimed on the Howard Stern Show that he preferred Debra Lafave (who was a teacher who slept with a 13 year old student) to sex video queen Paris Hilton. The readers of the website TMZ also echoed his sentiments- with almost 60% saying they would prefer to be with child molester Debra over big fat idiot Paris. Ouch! Who do you prefer: Paris or Debra?
Nicole Kidman supports the fight against breast cancer
We love Nicole Kidman but we would love her to do something different with her hair color. She's been looking too dowdy these days.
Friday, September 29, 2006
Oh God No!!
It has been reported that big dumbo Paris has come to infect my new home town of Amsterdam. No word yet if she decided to get money for her favorite activity by working in the Red Light District.
It's ova for eva and tony
These two and their love were getting a little annoying. Despite this we like these two- we guess their age difference was the problem. (He's 24 and she's 31).
Ashton Kutcher stars in The Guardian!
It's time for another major feature film release starring an IMTA alum! Ashton Kutcher's film The Guardian opens today nationwide! It looks like one of Ashton's best movies yet! He plays a Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer and learns the true meaning of heroism and sacrifice!
Ashton Kutcher competed at IMTA in 1997 and received so many callbacks that he won the honor of MOST SOUGHT AFTER MALE MODEL. Ashton
didn't even go home to Iowa! He signed with a modeling agency and was strutting his stuff on the catwalks for men's fashion week three days after the IMTA Convention ended! On Award's night after receiving his award, Ashton was very honored and gracious and gave us a fantastic interview. "If you're a model, actor, singer or dancer, IMTA is the place to be! I'm on top of my world right now!" he said. And that was just the beginning. Ashton's great looks and personality made him a natural to crossover into acting and he auditioned for That 70's Show (which was called Teenage Wasteland at first!). He played the role of Kelso for eight seasons on the hit Fox series. He also starred in several hit feature films and has become an A-list Hollywood actor as well as a successful producer of hit tv shows!Be sure and check out Ashton's new movie this weekend! The Guardian opens today!
What the hell is Gwen wearing?
This outfit was designed by:
- Tina Knowles (Beyonce's desperate mom)
- Gwen Stefani
- Celine Dion
- Bjork
- Someone who is visially impaired
Are Penelope and Orlando dating?
Popsugar claims that Orlando Bloom and Penelope Cruz might be dating one another. They would be a very cute couple, despite the fact that we want Penelope to get back together with Matthew McConnaughey. Orlando clearly wants to date real women now and stop dating 12 year old boys, like Kate Bonesworth.
Gwyneth Paltrow likes to get her drink on
We've been noticing a couple things about Gwyneth Paltrow's style lately: no make-up, long parted hair that covers her face and unsexy outfits. We think that she needs to get her sexy back and should cut her hair a little and dress a little better. Here she is with Beyonce in London. One of them looks like they're having fun.
Amanda Peet is getting married this weekend
This is a very good picture of her. Normally she looks like a horse. Is she hot or horsey? Here is the link from People magazine: http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1540724,00.html
Lindsay Lohan is now raiding Rick James' closet
Is this new outfit the real reason why Harry Morton dumped La Lohan?
Who am I?
For the guys- this hottie is from Montreal. Click on the comments page to find her name and where you may have recognized her.
The girl on the left looks like she could try out for the Bulgarian weight lifting team
Hayden Panetierre, who is on the show "Heroes" poses with Hillary Duff and some make-up artist. They are all posing sucking on some lollipops- which as we all know- is one of Paris Hilton's favorite pose. It's not sexy- it's just really stupid.
These two guys make Kate Beckinsale look beautiful
Kate is very pretty, but next to a chubby Adam Sandler and this guy- she looks like the most beautiful woman on earth. They are in London to promote their horrible movie Click which also stars total weirdo David Hasselhoff.
Beyonce's mom is becoming more shameless and pathetic than Dina Lohan
Enough already. We get it. Tina Knowles wants a career, but Beyonce is the one with the talent.
Brigitte Bardot used to be pretty
She turned 75 yesterday. We forgot to post it. We won't post a picture of her today. To give you an idea, she looks like she's done some hard living. Paris Hilton should be warned.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
The other Anne Bolynn: the most boring movie of all time
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman are starring in some movie that looks really really dull.
Jessica Simpson is depressed
According to her dad/secret admirer Joe, Jessica is a little depressed these days because the press will not leave her alone and she is lonely, longing for a new relationship. She desperately wants to be in love again. She was also mortified to be publicly dumped by John Mayer. Finally, she also has been depressed since she has to hear her sister Ashlee sing all the time, LIVE. Having to listen to Ashlee is enough to put anyone on suicide watch.
Julia Roberts does not look like she's going to perform at Lillith Fair for once
Julia was really into wearing clothes that were both unsexy and unflattering. She doesn't look so bad in this picture.
Sienna Miller looks better with extensions
Cutting her hair made her look like a boy. Now she should really dump Jude and have an affair with Jude's manny.
Jessica Alba is having a bad hair day
Without the ridiculous extensions, it turns out her hair looks worse.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Jessica White models for Target Ad!
Jessica White is featured in the la
test issue of Vibe magazine in an advertisement for Target. Jessica began her modeling career in 1999 when she competed at IMTA and signed with a top modeling agency. She modeled for Gap, Chloe, Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren's Polo, Covergirl and was featured in three Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (2003, 2004 & 2005 magazine and dvd) in addition to being a favorite model for editorial and runway. Her stunning looks and likeable personality make her an industry favorite!
One step at a time for trashy Tara
Step one: get rid of the ridiculous fake implants. Step two: get rid of the ridiclous Jessica Simpson hair extensions.
This is the picture that will help Zach Braff get over Mandy Moore
We don't dress well in public all the time, but then again... we don't have millions of dollars to spend on clothes and stylists. Not a good look, Mandy.
Lindsay Lohan: desperate to be considered sexy
What's with this pose? OK. We get it- you love sex and you love showing off your body. Congratulations.
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