Big fat moron Paris Hilton has reunited with her publicist Eliot Mintz after she blamed him for her 45 day jail sentence. She claims that everyone is out to get her and that the judge just wants to punish her for being famous. Paris seems more paranoid and delusional than Joseph Stalin. Here is an excerpt from Bazaar magazine that illustrates her delusions:
On getting in trouble with the law: “I think I get in more trouble just because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They’ll just pull me over to hit on me. It’s really annoying. They’re like, ‘What’s your phone number? Want to go to dinner?’ They won’t even give me a ticket. They just pull me over, and the paparazzi, of course, take a picture. All the time. I have so many cops’ business cards.”
On going out: “I don’t really go out as much anymore. If I do go out, I go out at like 11 and stay till 12. If it’s the weekend, I have parties at my house, because only cheese balls go out on the weekend.” If- you go out, Paris thinks you're a cheese ball.
Meanwhile- t-shirts that say "Don't Free Paris" have appeared on the internet. She has also started a petition to Arnold Scwarzeneggar- begging him to pardon her from her jail time.
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