Britney Spears is officially the world's biggest trainwreck

Reports are coming from everywhere that the Ok magazine photoshoot was a complete disaster. This is just a sample of the problems:

• Rapid and unexplainable mood swings
• Her dog urinated and defecated on expensive designer dresses
• She took frequent trips to the bathroom
• She ate greasy chicken and then wiped her hands on the designer dresses
• All photos taken were horrible-- not one was salvageable.
• Extreme paranoia and incoherence

Some say this is the photoshoot that will ruin her career. We thought that happened when she shaved her had and banged an umbrella on a car like a madwoman, but maybe we spoke to soon.

(Thanks to JustJared for the photo.)