Gwyneth Paltrow needs a lot of attention

Gwyneth Paltrow, in spite of going to great lengths to hide her relationship with her husband Coldplay musician Chris Martin, has become a great celebrity. A great celebrity is someone who is so desperate for attention that they constantly put themselves in the public eye and say and do annoying things that cause our eyes to roll. Great celebrities can't keep their mouths shut and put themselves in situations where they become the butt of all jokes. Through Gwyneth's lame and ridiculous website GOOP, she has now become a great celebrity. Here is her most recent admission-- which we love!

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"Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and…happiness. There went the high road. So, why does it feel so good to hear something bad about someone you don’t like? Or someone you DO like? Or someone you don’t KNOW? I once asked the editor of a tabloid newspaper why all of the stories about a famous British couple had a negative bent. He said that when the headline was positive, the paper didn’t sell. Why is that? What’s wrong with us? I asked the sages to shed a little light.
Here’s to washing our mouths out with soap...
Love,
Gwyneth "