Monday, May 18, 2009
The backstory on Jesus
Several mildly interesting things were reported by the NY Post on Jesus Luz.
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First he was into a Kabbalah before he met Madonna. Apparently, that's one thing they have in common.
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Second, he's studying to become a DJ. We have no idea what kind of studying that entails but if it's more than a one-day course-- he's overstudying.
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Third, his father claims that Jesus and Madonna might get married. We doubt that. The dad thinks their age difference is no big deal. The dad's argument for why? The dad claims he met Jesus' mother when he was 23 and she was 14. She gave birth to Jesus a year later (Jesus' grandma gave birth to Jesus' mom at 13) and they split up not long afterwards. The argument that statuatory rape led to the birth of Jesus is not a good argument for why a 22 year old should date a 50 year old. It's kind of weird and kind of creepy. We give them one more year together at the most.
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