Check out perezhilton.com to read about fascinating details of a brawl between queen of all blogs Perez Hilton and queen of all trash Tara Reid at Paris Hilton's pad last night.
On the one hand we feel sorry for how pathetic girls like Tara, Lindsay, and Britney have become. Yet on the other hand they continue to behave like total idiots.
Tara really needs to do the following:
1) remove the boobs
2) lighten up on the tanning
3) stop partying in public
4) hire Rachel Zoe as a stylist
5) darken the locks so they don't look fried and maybe get a blunt cut bub
6) begin strength training to get rid of that flab
and 7) start dating someone respectable to get her cred back, even if she has to pay them to be seen with her.
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