My name is Haylie Duff. I am so desperate to be as famous as my sister Hillary.

For some reason, Hillary Duff endlessly tries to help big sis Haylie get famous. Hillary, the doctors of pop think you should give up on Haylie. She is just not as cute as you are and just reeks of desperate. Make her your Cacee Cobb, but do not let her star in movies with you anymore. Please.
(the Duff sisters at the premiere of their new snorzeville movie)