Monday, August 7, 2006

Our Analysis of Britney (because she never ceases to provide us food for thought)

(Britney getting coffee in Calabasas)

We believe people are hard on Britney for the wrong reasons. Yes, she is a total train wreck. However, her body is actually not the problem. It is her clothes, makeup, and hair. If someone could get this girl a stylist (we're recommending Rachel Zoe), she would actually be a cute pregnant woman. She is actually not overweight considering she's expecting. Get her out of those terrible wedge sandals, get the terrible extensions/dye job under control, get new make-up, maybe some Proactiv, a cute babydoll dress and some flats, and she would be adorably preggers a la Heidi Klum. Comments?

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