No DUI for Paris

Paris Hilton phoned in Ryan Seacrest this morning on KIIS FM and denied rumors she had gotten a DUI last night. Paris stated that she was very hungry for an In-n-out burger after working SOOOO hard for her new music video. She had just gotten back from a charity event where she had one margarita and was speeding quite a bit because she was so hungry. After complaining again about how long her hours were on this music video, she stated that she wasn't arrested, just pulled over. The cops brought her back to the station, apparently, because there were so many paparrazzi that they wanted to show that she didn't get off with nothing. Paris then complained again about how long her hours are for this music video. Pretty tough life, Paris, pretty tough.