Saturday, September 9, 2006

This week in Paris


Paris Hilton was pulled over for suspcion of drunk driving. She claimed that she only had one margarita, that she hadn't eaten anything all day and that her mercedes is really really fast. She sounded as if she could care less about the incident, but ofcourse her overworked representative Elliot Mintz chimed in just intime to say that she deeply regrets the incident.

She was also seen out with Travis Barker, speculating reports that they may be hooking up. She's probably a foot taller than him and we doubt that much is happening there.

She was photographed recently sporting a brown wig. One theory is that she's hoping that people don't recognize her so that she can get into clubs after being rejected at a NY hotspot this week. The better theory is that she wants to see just how famous she is- that she can be recognized even when she has a different hair color. People aren't idiots- just because she colors her hair doesn't mean people aren't going to recognize her. If she doesn't want to be recognized she should not wear the pounds of make-up she wears, take out all of her extensions, take out her fake blue contacts- since her eyes are brownish hazel and not dress like a hooker.

Apparently she tried this back in June while she was working in Canada. Canadians recognized her and immediately wanted to flee to Greenland.

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