Big Shocker--- a bony woman can get pregnant

Nicole Richie has finally found fame for legitimate reasons:

• Doing tons of drugs
• Getting multiple DUIs
• Going to jail
• Going on tons of shopping sprees with her dad's money
• Taking tons of pills
• Refusing to eat
• Getting pregnant after knowning a guy for a few months

Diane Sawyer has outdone herself. She can now say that she had the pleasure of interviewing Nicole Richie.
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From the riveting and inspiring OK magazine interview:

On this past year: “I don’t consider it one of the worst. I think this was a blessing in disguise. This year has been full of lessons learned and soul-searching. … I will be really happy once I have done my jail time. I can start fresh.”
On feeling remorse: “I was watching CNN about a month ago, and they happened to be talking about young people driving under the influence. They were flashing little kids (on the screen) who were killed by drunk drivers, and it broke my heart. It was a big wake-up call.”
On her sentence: “It was a fair, standard sentence. I expected that.”
On comparisons with Paris’s sentence: “We weren’t charged with the same thing. We had different judges. This isn’t a popularity contest, and it’s not up to people to compare my case with Paris’.”
On why she was on a painkiller when she was arrested: “I have really bad menstrual cramps.”
On if she has taken drugs since December: “No.”
On her favorite foods: “Sushi. I’m not sure how great that is for me. I also love pizza; I’m a junk-food eater by nature.”