Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Leonardo DiCaprio stumps for the environment on the cover of Vanity Fair


A reporter asked John Travolta what his views were on global warming- but he didn't hear the question because he was too busy polishing his 5 private jets.

Pam's body is a little weird looking


Something's not right- and they each weigh about 7 pounds and are made of silicone.

Over the next year we will be on a hard hitting investigation to find out what's wrong with Fergie's face


We know that she's up in the gym working on her fitness- but her face is...... interesting.

Cameron goes back to Hawaii so she can smoke some more doobies



She looks better with a tan.



Tara Reid in 5 years


What will Tara Reid look like in 5 years?


Here is the new line-up for VH-1's Celebrity Fit- Club


The word celebrity is being used quite loosely. It looks like the new cast includes Kimberly Locke, Da Brat, Dustin Diamond, Ross the Intern, Maureen McCormack, Tiffany, Warren G and some country singer we've never heard of. Are you more surprised to see how bad Maureen McCormack (Marcia from the Brady Bunch) looks or that Ross the Intern is considered to be a celebrity?