There's no way Suri's normal

We love it how Star magazine has uncovered the secrets she tells her dolls.

We're deeply concerned that David Beckham is going to start tattooing his face

He must stop now!

Gwyneth's new website is not ready for departure

We checked out her new website GOOP and it has no content. She needs to come up with more words of wisdom before she launches a website that is supposed to dole out advice. As is, the website has about as many deep thoughts as George Bush when he's thinking really hard.

Interesting

Some felt that this cover story should have focused on the devastating crash.

Anna Lynn McCord is supposedly the only girl on 90210 who's not too skinny

Ed Westwick and Drew Barrymore have been making out

Drew has hooked up with Tom Green, Fabrizio Moretti, Justin Long, Spike Jonze and now Ed Westwick. Drew clearly has one important qualification for her to make out with you. Have a penis.

Charlize Theron thinks The Hills is stupid

Charlize Theron comes off very strange in interviews. She would seem socially awkward but she's so beautiful it distracts you from the fact that she makes no sense. In a recent interview, she said she didn't understand why people liked The Hills so much. We'll have to agree with Charlize on this one.