K-Fed's attempt to "Lose Control"

Well, folks, the analysis has arrived. The doctors were anxiously waiting for K-Fed's first public performance of his new single "Lose Control." We expected a total and utter disaster and were pleasantly surprised that it wasn't quite as bad as we expected. The song is terrible, but not nearly as bad as some of the stuff Jessica Simpson has been putting out lately, his rapping skills sub-par, but not as bad as, say, Madonna's attempts to rap, and his appearance leaving much to be desired, though not as terrible as Tara Reid. Though we by no means think K-Fed and his soon to be defunct Federline Records have any future, we do have one suggestion to offer K-Fed. We know that Feddy is a professional dancer. That is probably his only talent. So we ask, why didn't he show some of his moves during his performance? Given that his dancing is the only thing he has going for him talent-wise, it makes sense to us that he should dance when peforming. So the doctors' final rating for K-Fed is a 2 out of 10. We did however think that pregnant wife Britney looked cute as a button at the award show and in the latest People mag (though she's gotta ditch the gum). We anxiously await your comments...