Thursday, November 30, 2006

Lindsay shows up at the GQ awards but does not show everyone her crotch


Two people who weigh less than Seal's thigh


Eva Longoria and Tony Parker engaged




We give this one maybe a year tops.

It's getting worse


Britney Spears is now hanging out with (gasp) Brandon Davis. YUCK!!!!!!

We hate to say this because we really love her but...


Jennifer Garner looks like a tranny here (at the GQ Awards in LA).

Quote of the Day


Kudos to Jay-Z for his insightful comments after a recent trip to Angola:
"It made me realize that as tough as we had it — and there are tough neighborhoods in the places that I grew up — but that's not the bottom," he said. "You know they say 'I'm from the bottom.' It's not really the bottom, because you have water, and roads [that] are paved, and you can go to school … You don't have to play out in open sewage. Now that's the 'hood."

Name the one person that looks attractive here


If you guessed Kate Winslet, you were correct. Cameron Diaz clearly needs her blonde hair back and Jude Law looks balding and greasy. The thrio are at the NYC premiere of the their new flick, The Holiday.

Danny Devito drunk on the View


We didn't catch his appearance, but hopefully his drunkenness made the show finally watchable. Apparently he'd been out on a bender with George Clooney.

Sofia Vergara is all covered up


Here is she is walking around Buenos Aires looking kind of demure.

Shakira's coming to Miami!


At the end of the year - we can look forward to Shakira's presence in Miami (where we sometimes live). Here she is performing in Peru.

A subtraction question has Jessica Simpson stumped


This photo is a little old, but it's so ridiculous we had to post it. Jessica Simpson is remaking the film "Working Girl"and the new film is called "Blonde Ambition." We have no idea who greenlit this project. It must be some guy that likes big boobs and big dumbos.

This dress wasn't designed by Beyonce's mother


Kimberly Pfeffer appears in CSI: NY

On CSI: NY, IMTA alum Kimberly Pfeffer adds an impressive line to her growing resume as she guest-stars on the hugely popular investigative crime drama. In the episode titled "And Here's to You, Mrs. Azrael," the CSI team has a long list of suspects when a woman is murdered in her hospital bed following a drunken-driving accident she caused. Pfeffer plays the role of Nicole Garner in the episode originally airing Wednesday, November 15, 2006.

The year 2006 has proven to be a very busy one for Pfeffer. Her first feature film, Petrified, was released in October. The tongue-in-cheek flick contains such horror-film staples as an alien mummy who comes back to life, people turned to stone, and an in-patient psychiatric facility that is home to dozens of beautiful, voluptuous wild women.

Pfeffer also guest-starred this past summer as Goldilocks in the Comedy Central hit Mind of Mencia which is written by and stars popular comedian Carlos Mencia. 2006 also saw Pfeffer in the episode “Who’s Got Game” of the Nickolodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. As for future projects, Pfeffer has just booked an episode of the Sunday night CBS drama Cold Case that stars Kathryn Morris, Daniel PiƱo, John Finn, Jeremy Ratchford and Thom Barry.
Since attending IMTA in 2001, Pfeffer has also appeared in the short film Rule Number One, as well as in the television series Crossing Jordan and Unfabulous. She is managed by Debra Lynn Findon of Discover, Inc., and represented by Diverse Talent Group in Los Angeles.

People magazine thinks Prince William is ready to wed Kate Middleton


People magazine is probably jumping the gun- again- but the new cover story features the couple's relationship and claims that an engagement is coming soon. Middleton is from a rich family. Her parents own a mail order company. She tried to start her own business but investors pulled out. She has finished school (with an art history degree) well over a year ago, but has yet to choose a career path. Many have criticized her for being lazy. She looks pretty cute- but it would be more exciting if he chose to marry someone who did not hail from the same sort of background. But then again, that will happen when hell freezes over.

Quiz of the day



Which actress makes more per movie... Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Answer posted in the comments page.

Nicole Kidman says she wants more kids


Snorzeville. Can't celebrities come up with some other lie to promise? In other news- it was announced that she is the highest paid actress of the year. We find this surprising. She's a good actress but her movies don't make any money. Did anyone go see "Fur"?

Jennifer Love Hewitt claims that she is not pregnant


She looks great here, but if she doesn't want people to think that she's pregnant - she has got to stop wearing the mumus.

Gael Garcia Bernal has a birthday today



Is Gael hot or a tad too pretty?
Click on the comments page for the answer to how old he is today.

Bigots have compassion for one another


Mel Gibson told Entertainment weekly that he feels bad for Michael Richards. He's obviously secretly glad that someone could do something even more offensive than his own drunken tirade. It's a good thing that Mel has compassion for bigots, since he doesn't have compassion for Jews.

If we were Scarlett Johansson, we would not be too jealous


Josh Harnett (28) and Scarlett Johansson (22) broke up recently and Josh has been spotted with his new gal pal, Amber Sainsbury. She's cute but she's no Scarlett.

Boring


This really boring couple, Sofia Coppola and her French boyfriend had a girl named Romy. The name reminds us of a sports talk show host. Dumb name.

Please tell us she just bought underwear


We know it's a a pharmacy- but anything will do.

We're not sold on the new look


What do people think of this look on Gwen Stefani?

More Keeley Hazell pictures




Wednesday, November 29, 2006

We're sad these two are done


What other couple's gonna give us photo shoots like this one? Pamela recently issued the following post about the divorce:
More divorce... I'm very concerned with the press on mine and Bob's divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read - and I'd like to resolve this amicably - not fueling fires - and with dignity.
Kids don't know the difference between fact and tabloid ...does anybody?
Truth is Bob is great in many ways - we just don't belong together...we mutually agree. I love my children, he loves his son...we both have wonderful family and friends as support going thru this time.

Still too hot for Fergie


Josh Duhamel is too fine for words. Apparently he's backing a new horror film called Turistas which sounds like a total dud. He's shirtless in the flick, so we'll watch it on mute.

Maybe being voted one of PETA's worst dressed celebrities affected her


Eva Longoria, on the set of Desperate Housewives, looks to a portable heater rather than a fur coat to stay warm. We are no fans of psycho-PETA, but unless you're subsistence living in the arctic, there's really no need to wear a dead animal to stay warm.

Snoop dumbizzle


Snoop Dogg doesn't seem to be using his brain lately. The Doggfather was recently arrested at the Burbank airport with weed and guns. Last night he was arrested again after his appearance on the Tonight Show. Cops used a warrant to search his car and found more weed and guns, and this time some coke. Fo-shizzle.

Keri Lynn Pratt in Brothers and Sisters!

Look for IMTA alum Keri Lynn Pratt in the hit ABC series Brothers and Sisters. Keri plays Amber Trachtenberg, assistant to the lead character played by Calista Flockhart. Keri Lynn Pratt competed at the 1996 IMTA Convention where she met and signed with Al Onorato, the same manager who started Katie Holmes’ career. Since then, she has appeared in a number of feature films, including America’s Sweethearts with Julia Roberts and the feature film version of Fat Albert.

Brothers and Sisters is a compelling, new one-hour primetime drama from executive producers Ken Olin and playwright Jon Robin Baitz about the California-based Walker family. Catch this great drama and Keri on Sundays on ABC!

Star magazine is a comic gem





Hilarious. Even more hilarious is the expose on Meg Ryan's face.
photos courtesy of popbytes




Paz Vega and Ana de la Reguera: long lost sisters?





These two actresses look alike. Both are beautiful, but Paz (30) is from Spain and Ana (29) is from Mexico. Paz has a new movie coming out called "Ten Items or Less"with Morgan Freeman. Click on the comments page to find out which photos are of Paz and which photos are of Ana.


Anna Faris has a birthday today



Anna has been starring in the Scary Movies franchise, with dark hair. She also had a part in the movie "Lost in Translation" as a blonde. She allegedly was playing a character based on Cameron Diaz. In other words, her character was totally annoying. Does she look better blonde or brunette?
For the answer to how old she is today- click on the comments page.

New Hairstyle Trend: The Bavarian Idiot Look


Tara Reid is in the Slovenian capital of Ljubljana


There is a 0% chance that Tara knows where Slovenia is.

Is Jessica Biel aware that this is not Derek Jeter?


Derek and Jessica were spotted kissing everywhere they went this past weekend. After a marathon make out session they both proceeded to do lunges and squats.

Breaking News! Renee Zellweger is caught not working out!


This marriage should give hope to all women everywhere


You don't have to be young, pretty or smart to land a hot Latino lover.

Matt Lauer and Tom Cruise kind of have one thing in common


Allegedly- now both men have three children. Tom has two girls and a boy and Matt has two boys and a girl. The most recent addition to Matt's family is a son named Thijs. Though Matt was recently having marital problems with his Dutch born wife, former model Annette- they seemed to have patched things up. People magazine reports that Thijs is a very common Dutch name. One of us has been living in Amsterdam for over a year, but has yet to meet a guy named Thijs- plenty of Jaaps, Martens, Roberts and Arjens- but not one Thijs.