She used to look like she read tarot cards at Grateful Dead concerts- now she looks like a crack hoe at a trucker stop.
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Avril, the spitter apologizes
We're not embarrased to admit that we love Avril Lavigne's music. Nevertheless, though she may be a talented singer, she's not very well mannered. She spat on the paparazzi and then tried to apologize to her fans on her website. The apology was really lame and it was obvious that her publicist made her do it. Our advice: stop spitting- it's gross. If you don't like the paparazzi, don't go to West Hollywood nightclubs.
Matthew McConnaughey looks like Grizzly Adams
Backstreet Boy Nick Carter prefers Debra Lafave to Paris Hilton
Apparently not everyone is impressed with Paris' assets. Nick Carter claimed on the Howard Stern Show that he preferred Debra Lafave (who was a teacher who slept with a 13 year old student) to sex video queen Paris Hilton. The readers of the website TMZ also echoed his sentiments- with almost 60% saying they would prefer to be with child molester Debra over big fat idiot Paris. Ouch! Who do you prefer: Paris or Debra?
Nicole Kidman supports the fight against breast cancer
Friday, September 29, 2006
Oh God No!!
It's ova for eva and tony
Ashton Kutcher stars in The Guardian!
It's time for another major feature film release starring an IMTA alum! Ashton Kutcher's film The Guardian opens today nationwide! It looks like one of Ashton's best movies yet! He plays a Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer and learns the true meaning of heroism and sacrifice!
Ashton Kutcher competed at IMTA in 1997 and received so many callbacks that he won the honor of MOST SOUGHT AFTER MALE MODEL. Ashton didn't even go home to Iowa! He signed with a modeling agency and was strutting his stuff on the catwalks for men's fashion week three days after the IMTA Convention ended! On Award's night after receiving his award, Ashton was very honored and gracious and gave us a fantastic interview. "If you're a model, actor, singer or dancer, IMTA is the place to be! I'm on top of my world right now!" he said. And that was just the beginning. Ashton's great looks and personality made him a natural to crossover into acting and he auditioned for That 70's Show (which was called Teenage Wasteland at first!). He played the role of Kelso for eight seasons on the hit Fox series. He also starred in several hit feature films and has become an A-list Hollywood actor as well as a successful producer of hit tv shows!
Be sure and check out Ashton's new movie this weekend! The Guardian opens today!
What the hell is Gwen wearing?
Are Penelope and Orlando dating?
Popsugar claims that Orlando Bloom and Penelope Cruz might be dating one another. They would be a very cute couple, despite the fact that we want Penelope to get back together with Matthew McConnaughey. Orlando clearly wants to date real women now and stop dating 12 year old boys, like Kate Bonesworth.
Gwyneth Paltrow likes to get her drink on
We've been noticing a couple things about Gwyneth Paltrow's style lately: no make-up, long parted hair that covers her face and unsexy outfits. We think that she needs to get her sexy back and should cut her hair a little and dress a little better. Here she is with Beyonce in London. One of them looks like they're having fun.
Amanda Peet is getting married this weekend
This is a very good picture of her. Normally she looks like a horse. Is she hot or horsey? Here is the link from People magazine: http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1540724,00.html
Who am I?
The girl on the left looks like she could try out for the Bulgarian weight lifting team
These two guys make Kate Beckinsale look beautiful
Brigitte Bardot used to be pretty
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Jessica Simpson is depressed
According to her dad/secret admirer Joe, Jessica is a little depressed these days because the press will not leave her alone and she is lonely, longing for a new relationship. She desperately wants to be in love again. She was also mortified to be publicly dumped by John Mayer. Finally, she also has been depressed since she has to hear her sister Ashlee sing all the time, LIVE. Having to listen to Ashlee is enough to put anyone on suicide watch.
Julia Roberts does not look like she's going to perform at Lillith Fair for once
Sienna Miller looks better with extensions
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Jessica White models for Target Ad!
Jessica White is featured in the latest issue of Vibe magazine in an advertisement for Target. Jessica began her modeling career in 1999 when she competed at IMTA and signed with a top modeling agency. She modeled for Gap, Chloe, Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren's Polo, Covergirl and was featured in three Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (2003, 2004 & 2005 magazine and dvd) in addition to being a favorite model for editorial and runway. Her stunning looks and likeable personality make her an industry favorite!
One step at a time for trashy Tara
This is the picture that will help Zach Braff get over Mandy Moore
Lindsay Lohan: desperate to be considered sexy
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