Wednesday, August 23, 2006

The Real Firecrotch


Many of you may remember that Paris Hilton's horribly reviewed new album was originally titled "Paris is Burning." Paris' people were concerned that too many people would make references to the fact that her genitals were burning. Reports are also surfacing that she is living with slimebag billionaire heir Brandon Davis (the guy who coined the term "firecrotch" in a drunken stupor). Apparently they have a "friend with benefits" style relationship. We've seen this guy in person and he is unbeleivably disgusting. He is chunky, ugly and wears gobs of LA Looks hair gel.

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