The SAG awards: where actors honor actors for doing nothing different than what a 12 year old dramatic teen does every day

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Here are the winners for the three of you who care:

FILM
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role: Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role: Julie Christie, Away From Her
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role: Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role: Ruby Dee, American Gangster
Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture: No Country for Old Men
TELEVISION
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries: Kevin Kline, As You Like It
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries: Queen Latifah, Life Support
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series: James Gandolfini, The Sopranos
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series: Edie Falco, The Sopranos
Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series: Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series: The Sopranos
Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series: The Office