Eva Mendes is the most desirable woman on the planet; Megan Fox is number two

AskMen.com readers have voted Eva Mendes the most desirable woman on the planet for 2009. Self described tranny, Megan Fox came in second.
Some notables:

• Elisabeth Hasselbeck somehow made the list.
• Angelina Jolie and her veiny hands barely made the top 50
• Gisele Bundchen scored higher than Bar Refaeli but lower than Heidi Klum
• Jennifer Aniston did not make the list
• Kim Kardashian was the number one reject
• Paris Hilton did not make the list
• Jessica Simpson scored lower than the spineless apathetic loser we refer to as Carrie Underwood
• Ashlee Simpson did not make the list
• Katherine Heigl, who was number one last year went down to the bottom
• Kate Winslet was number 99?
• Lauren Conrad did not make the list, neither did Heidi Montag but Audrina Patridge did
• Anna Kournikova did not make the list but Ana Ivanovic and Maria Sharapova did