Monday, March 2, 2009

Ike and Tina are back together



By now everyone knows that Chris Brown and Rihanna are working on their relationship at Diddy's compound in Miami. Why Diddy thinks they need to get back together is beyond us. He should stay out it. He has four children out of wedlock. We don't think he should be giving relationship advice. -
We digress. We've listed the top reasons to break up with your boyfriend and surprise surprise, the number one reason is:
1) Your boyfriend beats you
2) Your boyfriend cheats on you
3) Your boyfriend slept with a hooker
4) Your boyfriend slept with a tranny
5) Your boyfriend has a boyfriend
6) Your boyfriend gambled all your money and/or constantly borrows money from you
7) Your boyfriend spends 12 hours a day watching internet porn
8) Your boyfriend spends 12 hours a day playing video games
9) Your boyfriend tells you you're fat
10) Your boyfriend has used the expression "bros before hos" in reference to you

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