Thursday, October 30, 2008

Madonna and Guy's bizarre wedding contract-- probably weirder than Tomkat's


Guy must work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual wellbeing.
Guy must devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge.
Guy must only use certain words during arguments to resolve conflicts in a constructive way.
Guy must never shout and instead say, “I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this."
Guy must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.

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