Jessica Simpson wears a jacket designed by L Ron Hubbard

George Clooney is a Goodwill ambassador for the UN but prefers to date bimbos

After talking for hours with Ban Ki Moon, he stimulates his brain by hanging out with a 28 year old cocktail waitress with no career goals in sight.

Eva Longoria Parker has the same legs as a 10 year old boy

DeAnna Pappas is the next Bachelorette

We love this show-- so we're excited that ABC is bringing the Bachelorette back. Sadly, there was no sarcasm in that statement.

Dita Von Teese is not that pretty

We're not sure what the big deal is about her. She's a stripper who dresses up in 50s style dresses.

Carmen Electra has a career doing God knows what

She is one of the biggest hustlers we've ever seen.

Leona Lewis goes on TRL