Friday, October 3, 2008

Sarah Palin doesn't know how to directly answer questions


Sarah Palin proved last night that she can memorize four Bush mantras over and over again, but can do little else such as directly answer questions. She was out of her league and it showed. Although we have to admit that she didn't fall flat on her face.
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Who's more qualified to be the next VP? Take any person you've ever met- any of 'em, all of 'em, any of 'em.
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Here's something funny from David Letterman the other night.
-Top ten things heard during Sarah Palin's debate practice:
#10: “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
#9: “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
#8: "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
#7: “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
#6: “We’re screwed!”
#5: “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
#4: “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
#3: “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
#2: “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
#1: “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

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